SiliconSlave | Product Reviewers | Steel "Rocketman" Patton

Name:

Steel "Rocketman" Patton

Occupation:

Adult Toy Reviewer

Hobbies:

Studying the physics of adult toys

Turn-ons:

Women in lab coats & glasses, lingerie

Turn-offs:

Muff Mafia chicks

Favorite Bands:

Linkin Park, Audio Slave, Megadeth

Favorite Sports:

Racing, Basketball

Favorite Foods:

Mexican

Height:

5'10

Weight:

150

Hair:

Brown

Age:

Zodiac:

Capricorn

Abstract:

Rocket Man hails from sunny Southern California where the phrase, �Are those real?� is as common as �Hi, how are you?� is in other places. A 33 year-old Capricorn, he listens to almost any kind of music from hair-band metal to modern rock. His turn-ons include women in cat suits, mud wrestlers, and pretty much anything covered in chocolate syrup. His turn-offs include facial tics, rude people, and women with mustaches. Rocket Man, a part-time professional wrestler and full-time bad-ass, will always give you the straight up facts on any of the products he is reviewing. Tired of being burned on adult toys that just don�t deliver? Do you have a wild and crazy threesome planned and need emergency advice on stamina-enhancing lubricants? Just tune in to the Rocket Man�s insightful reviews. You will never get the shaft by buying a Rocket Man Recommended product! �For out of this world advice � read Rocket Man reviews!�

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