Of course being something completely new I had to give it a thorough examination before letting it anywhere near my member. The Aqua Vulva II consists of three pouches with a special valve attached to each pouch. The material appears to be something similar to what you would find on an air-mattress but it differs in that it is imprinted with a special texture that is supposed to simulate a tongue. The valves are special in that they allow for two modes of operation. The first is what I would call a bulk-fill – this allows for you to fill it with warm or cold water. The second is a one-way air inlet that allows you to easily top off each pouch to ensure a secure fit. The Aqua Vulva II is designed to be filled with water and air or just air (for a quickie).

The Aqua Vulva II is engineered to be a versatile masturbator. It can be used by one man, for solo action weighted down and warmed up with water – or just air for a quick and easy to clean-up session. It can also be used by two men at the same time and I am told that it was designed so that they could meet in the middle for a new sensation (what a diverse world we live in). It can also be used by women - think of it as several inches of tongue between the legs (hot or cold). When this unit is weighted down with water it can be placed on a bed or similar location and the user can engage in some rocking fun. When filled with water, it can even start a wave motion.

So how did it work? I was kind of excited by the notion of loading this unit up with warm water and giving it a go as I like a little heat. So I quickly attached all the valves to the base unit (they have a little plastic leash that needs to be snapped onto the main unit) and proceeded to try and fill it up with warm water. I quickly realized that I didn’t examine the valves close enough because they have two functions. So I unscrewed the bulk-opening and proceeded to try and load it up with warm water. Sink was too small (damn the inventor of the small bathroom sink). So I ran it to the kitchen and used the spray wand to fill up the first pouch with warm water. I found it difficult to fill the entire pouch with water, but reading the documentation – that is the way it is designed. That is also why the valve has a second function so I could top it off with air. So I quickly followed the procedure for the remaining two pouches. Ready for action!

Okay, so not quite ready for action. For this sex toy, lubrication is mandatory (especially if you are a guy using it – check out our lube reviews for one that would work for you). Since I am into a little heat, I used Wet Warming Intimate Lubricant as my lube of choice. Now that I am all lubed up and ready for action, look out Aqua Vulva II, I am going to give you a work out! What can I say, it was warm, it was wet (thanks to the lubricant), and it had a wild texture that felt oh so good. I didn’t want to put this thing down.

Clean-up was relatively easy; drain it by opening the bulk portion of the valve, a little soap and water, and a quick dry. I also tried it out inflated with air for a quickie (this takes a lot less prep work with the water) and I found it was also quite good with its lighter weight allowing for quicker motions (don’t use your hips just use Aqua Vulva II to stroke). About the only thing I would look to improve on this toy is its ability to drain all the water from the pouches – no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t get it all out (what can I say I am a neat phreak).

Not over yet, had to check out what my lab assistant thought of this sex toy. So I prepared it with the warm water and lubed her up. Away she went with a rocking and grinding motion (can you believe I get paid to do experiments like this?). It was pretty hot for me just to watch, but the experience for her was even better as her moans indicated quite clearly. Sure enough the Aqua Vulva II worked just as well for her as it did for me. So when I want to get my phreak-on when my partner is indisposed (did I mention that this toy is guaranteed never to have a head-ache?), I’ll warm-up the Aqua Vulva II and put on some great porn.