I like to review products that are a bit different, that challenge the mainstream with innovation or fresh thinking. The Double Fisted Masturbator from Pipedream Products, Inc. is one such product. The name of this product is not quite accurate though. The look of it is not exactly that of two fists. As you can see from the photos, it should really be called, “Two Hands Clasped Together Masturbator,” but I guess the name that the Pipedream folks chose is close enough and certainly less of a mouthful to say.

The unit is very soft and fleshy feeling with small female-like digits. The Pipedream folks rightfully assumed that their product would have broader market appeal if the “hands” were modeled after small female hands instead of the big, hairy-knuckled mitts of a trucker or pro basketball player. Yup, some good thinking on that one, at least for our straight readers out there. It can be warmed in water prior us use to more closely simulate real human contact, although keep it out of the microwave guys. Resist the, “Gee, I wonder what happens if I microwave this thing on high for five minutes,” urge.

Also included in the package are two pillow packs with sample sizes of toy cleaner and lubricant. You will definitely need lube with this masturbator unless your tool has the girth of a number two pencil as the opening and the inner cavity are both frigging tight. Tight is good though – you want a lot of lubricated resistance and pressure to maximize the stimulation. This unit delivers stimulation in spades, with the ribbing that lines the internal passageway.

A couple things to consider with the Double Fisted Masturbator: 1) If you thrust into the unit from the wrist-end (see photo), you can see the head of your penis pop out into the palm of the “hands” – very erotic and visually stimulating. 2) The open-endedness of this design means for messy play, however, as both lube and your, uh, load will erupt from the open end – plan accordingly or you’ll be wiping up the ceiling later. 3) In operation the unit generates quite a bit of shookah shookah shookah sound effects depending how fast you pump it and how much lube you use. Other products with a closed-end design may mask the noise better. Avoid using this unit where you could be easily discovered, such as in the bathroom at your place of work – could be just a little embarrassing if the noise tips off someone to your activities.

Some of you may be interested in the overall dimensions. The unit itself is 6.5 inches long from wrist to fingertip, with a girth of about 2.5 inches. The product cleans easily with adult toy cleaner or warm soapy water. It’s a good idea to let the unit dry thoroughly before use and it goes without saying that it’s not recommended to share a toy like this. In summary, the Double Fisted Masturbator is a cool product overall, and one that is unlikely to disappoint you even after months or years of use.