| Darlings, who doesn’t like to dress up in a sexy outfit at Christmas, hmmmm? You could go to the mall, spend half an hour just to find parking, wade through the crowd, and pay those ridiculous mall prices for a sexy little number from a lingerie store. Or, might I suggest, you could drop a lot less cash and pick up a pair of Sexy Miss Santa Undies. Ladies, let’s be honest with ourselves – those undies aren’t going to be staying on for very long, so why waste your time (not to mention the money) on the expensive lingerie??!!
Pipedream Products, Inc. distributes the Sexy Miss Santa Undies, which I’ll refer to as “Undies” for short. These babies come in a small, discrete, and festive-themed cardboard box featuring an illustration of the undies. These one-size-fits-all undies are red and white, like an upside-down Santa’s cap (see illustration). A simple clothing elastic comprises the g-string back. The undies are stretchable and should fit most average-sized people.
Guys, these make great, naughty stocking stuffers for your ladies. Ladies, you can combine wearing these undies with a great meal, candles, and some spiked egg-nog for a romantic winter evening sure to please your man. With a little creativity you could put together a whole sexy ensemble, like the gal in the illustration. Have fun with it!
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