| There’s nothing that says Christmas like this X-Rated Candy Cane Pen from Pipedream Product, Inc. What a great gag stocking stuffer for that special someone who is hard to buy for! The pen features red and white candy cane striping and traditional cane shape, except the end of the pen has two “balls” and the writing end is shaped like the head of a penis.
I used the pen to sign autographs at a recent meet ‘n’ greet with some of my wresting fans. The pen garnered a lot of attention and I even had a couple of people offer to buy it from me. A lot of people commented that they had never seen a pen quite like this one before, so it added an extra element of fun to the event. The ladies in particular seemed to enjoy talking about it, with one quipping that her boyfriend’s manhood was about the same girth as that of the pen’s. All in all a good time was had by all.
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