Greetings my fellow dudes and dudettes. Ooohhh my head hurts – give me a second folks, I had quite the night last night and I’m still a little incoherent. I don’t know why I let my friend talk me into going to that all-night rave. Alright, I’m okay now. As you know from my other product reviews, I enjoy my anal toys. This time I’m bringing you a review of the Doc Johnson® Ballistix™ 5.5 inch “Plug It.” As you might guess from the name, this is a butt-plug toy. If you are new to anal play, you might want to check out the Silicon Slave® articles, “Miss Trixx's Anal Sex Toy Buyers Guide” and ““Dear Diva - Anal Sex.”

The “Plug It” toy is 5.5 inches in length, and about 4.5 inches of that is useable length for insertion. The bulbous end tapers to a 1-inch girth that slowly widens over the next 2 inches. The unit ends in a satisfying, sphincter-challenging, single, 1.5 inch diameter rib. The base is 2.5 inches in diameter, allowing for good hand control and grip. The base also allows the toy to stand on end for setting on a night stand or other convenient location. My nightstand always seems to be cluttered with potato-chip bags, matches, roach clips, and other paraphernalia so I end up setting my “Plug It” on the floor.

The Ballistix line features cool colors and futuristic packaging. The “Plug It” comes in a wicked purple color and is made of smooth, firm rubber. Initially the rubber smell is a bit strong, but after a couple of uses you won’t have to worry about that anymore, if you get what I mean. Although firm, the toy is quite bendable and in my experience you can maneuver it around easily to hit all the right spots. For the price you are getting a toy that will deliver a lot of satisfaction. Behind the Ballistix line is Doc Johnson, one of the top adult toy manufacturers around with a solid history of making and distributing high quality toys. Read about Doc Johnson here.

I hear my landlady banging on the door. She wants the two-months back rent that I owe her, so I gotta run dudes and dudettes. Later.

Product images courtesy Doc Johnson.