So what is the Travel Butty? The Travel Butty is an anal sex simulation masturbator sleeve. So instead of doing the five knuckle shuffle with your calloused hand, you get to pound some synthetic asshole. This isn’t just any asshole; it has a nice pucker to it and come across reasonably tight with raised nubs inside it for your pleasure.

On a flight back from Amsterdam, I had the cabin to myself and a lot of time on my hands, so I dropped in a DVD and broke out the Travel Butty. Don’t even try to use this sex toy without lube or you’ll have a sub-par experience. Once, I lube up and got into the action, I jacked on the Travel Buttty. It took a little effort to work into it, but once I did I was rewarded with the tight, nubbly delight. I rode the Travel Butty harder then a pile-driver on reinforced concrete. I am telling you that I put this thing through its paces and it came up a winner. If I rode a chick this hard, she would be checking into anal anonymous for a 12 step program and probably not able to shit straight for a week.

The Travel Butty got me off. I dropped it back in its box and it cleaned up real nice when I got home. You can spend a lot more on other gimmicks, but for my money this was one of the simplest and fun sex toys that I have played with in a while. The Travel Butty took a licking and kept on ticking. Just imagine the fun you can have with TSA agents and customs when they check out your bags. Happy trails!