| Yo Dudes, what’s happening!??! It’s been awhile since I put together a Rocketman report for our loyal Silicon Slave followers out there. Before I get started, I have a question for you. Have you ever had your girlfriend or wife, in the heat of foreplay, try to jack you off with her hands? Sounds good in theory - conceptually it has the potential to be quite an erotic experience. Sadly, more often than not your lover strokes you just a little too roughly or grips your manhood just a little too tightly. This of course has the opposite effect to creating pleasure, and in some cases can be downright painful. Am I right? If I’m lyin’ you can bust me one in the chops, but you know I’m right.
You see guys, the ladies read these trashy women’s magazines that fill their heads with all these freakin’ tips and techniques for pleasing their “man.” Unfortunately, their overzealousness in applying their new-found wisdom leaves many a dude out there with painful friction burns. Now relax fellas, I’m not going to write about the best methods for masturbating a dude; Rocketman is a straight shooter and I’ll leave that type of article to my good friend Brother Love. No, instead I am going to tell you about the cool Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy™ from Doc Johnson.
This toy is one in a series of four masturbators from Doc Johnson’s Club Jenna line. Each features a different Jenna girl: McKenzie Lee, Sophia Rossi, Ashton Moore, and Jesse Capelli. The toys are molded from the girls’ actual pussies, creating a unique, authentic look identical to the stars’ actual plumbing. I know many of you out there are skeptical, but I personally visited Doc Johnson’s manufacturing facility in Southern California. While I was there Silicon Slave® interviewed the CEO, Ron Braverman, and received a tour, including the room where adult film stars come to have their privates cast for sex toy molds. You can read the full article here. So for you non-believers out there, Rocketman can vouch that these toys really are made from real casts.
The Pocket Pussy is made from UR3® – Ultra Realistic 3.0® – The Ultimate Skin™, This is a soft, flesh-like material that Doc Johnson uses in a variety of its toys. The UR3 material feels soft and squishy, isn’t cold to the touch, and is very flexible. The color is a good facsimile of Caucasian flesh tone. The labia and the upper part of the love canal of the Pocket Pussy are hand-painted a shade of pink to enhance the realism. I couldn’t believe that these toys were hand-painted until I saw it for my own eyes at Doc Johnson’s facilities. When you part the pussy lips with your throbbing cock, they give way to a roughly five-inch long internally ribbed shaft that just feels great.
If you have a cock that is longer than most, no worries. The Pocket Pussy stretches several inches to accommodate even the most well-hung dudes out there. At the end of the toy, opposite the vagina, is a small hole. This hole is your friend because you will quickly learn that you can tailor the amount of suction on your penis by partially or fully blocking this hole with a finger. Another tip is to warm the unit for 15 minutes in warm water for another level of realism. I do recommend that you consider using a good lubricant with this toy. We’ve reviewed a lot of best lubricants on the market here.
Once you finally blow your load, the toy cleans up in minutes with warm water and soap. I suggest using anti-bacterial toy cleaner for an extra level of sanitation. I definitely recommend the Pocket Pussy. It’s quite a value when you look at its price versus the pleasure it provides, and it is considerably cheaper than some of the high-end masturbators. I’ve had some pretty intense orgasms with my evaluation unit, at times rivaling the real thing. The next time your lover wants to help you get off by using her hands, ask her to use one of these Pocket Pussy’s. You’ll have a better time and you won’t have to deal with a sore soldier when the night is through.
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