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SiliconSlave Bush Buddy

Parody Vibrating Massage Wand of President George W. Bush

Category:

Massagers and Wands - Cordless

MSRP:

$49.95 (Batteries not included), shipping extra.

Availability:

Very limited availability due to hand-crafted and hand-painted nature of toy. Available through SiliconSlave and eBay auction (limited number of auctions).

Supplier:

ToyTek Media (www.toytek.com).

Warranty:

We test each toy before it ships and package it such that it should not arrive DOA. Insurance on shipment can be purchased (ask). Due to the nature of how this product could be used and its hand-crafted nature, we can not accept returns. Would you want to inspect returns of this nature?

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Reviewer: Drew "Dr. Phreakenstein" Williams (Read Bio)

Review Date:

11/20/2004

Dimension:

8 Inches Tall, 1.75 Inches for Shaft, 2.25 Inches at Widest Portion of Head

Texture:

Smooth and Glossy with Appropriate Facial and Body Contours

Power Supply:

2 AA Batteries

Battery Life:

2-4 Hours of Casual Use

Action:

Vibrating, Massaging Action

Noise:

Muffled Vibration Noises

Aesthetics:

If Bush could be reincarnated as a massage wand, this would be it. Accurately modelled for your pleasure.

Packaging:

Minimal packaging designed to get it safely and dicretely to customers with minimum added cost.

Documentation:

Add batteries according to polarity on controller. Turn dial and use as desired.

Cleaning:

Mild soap and water can be used on the shaft, controller is not waterproof so a wet wipe or similar minimally wet cleaning cloth could be used.


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Trying to find something President George W. Bush is good at? So were we. We finally struck upon something as the election campaign continued. Bush has some strong facial features; what if that mouth, nose, and ears could be put to some use? Then it hit us; Bush would make a great massage wand and hence the Bush Buddy was born. Combine the facial features, vibrating action, and form-factor and you have a completely unique massage experience.

Feel that you have been worked over by the President and his policies? You haven't been worked over until you have experienced the persuasive power of SiliconSlave's Bush Buddy Massage Wand. Want to practice some real domestic policy, crank the dial and let Bush Buddy massage away your stress. Looking for a little extra stimulation? The Bush Buddy mouth has been carefully constructed to voice an opinion that is sure to stimulate the most sensitive areas of your partner.

The construction of the Bush Buddy uses non-toxic resin, non-toxic paint, and non-toxic clear-coat - similar to those found in children�s toys. The Bush Buddy also contains a water proof vibrating mechanism similar to those found in adult sex toys (vibrators and eggs). The shaft is considered water resistant and can be gently washed under a tap. Take care not to soak the toy�s control mechanism (battery case with dial) in water as the controller is definitely not water resistant. The toy is designed as a parody novelty item. Use of the toy in any manner other then for display purposes is completely at your own risk. Human internal use is NOT recommended, but it is a free country and if you are crazy enough to purchase this item then who knows what use you could put it to despite our intentions and warnings�

Since every Bush Buddy Massage Wand is hand-made and hand-painted, each toy will be unique. It is also hard for us to keep these products in stock (Would you want a warehouse full of Bush Buddies?) so each Bush Buddy is made to order. It takes time to cast, cure, paint, assemble, and test each Bush Buddy so expect to wait two to four weeks for your order to ship. Since construction starts when we receive your order, so does billing. No refunds or cancellations can be accepted once an order is placed. Due to the way some may use the product (despite our warnings) NO returns will be refunded or accepted (would you want to inspect a returned product of this type?).

Since this is a SiliconSlave product, we can not give it a completely unbiased review, so we will give it an average rating (7) and try to describe it as accurately as possible.

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