Our experience started with complimentary valet service from very courteous valets. At the front entrance, the hostess directed us to the registration computer where we filled out our club application (needed to generate a club card and member ID). If you like to self-medicate to fuel your passion, bring your favorite alcohol as the club does not provide liquor and does not tolerate drug use of any type. Any drinks that you bring are booked under your member ID so that the serving staff can pour you your favorite concoction (non-alcoholic drink mixers are provided free of charge). The staff does a great job so be sure to tip them well. Once our drinks were checked in, a host gave us a guided tour of the club.

There is something for everyone here. As soon as we walked in we notice that the dance floor was packed. Since this is a private club, just about anything goes. No still means No, but Yes takes on a whole new meaning here. One look at the dance floor and I could tell this was going to be an incredible experience. There were three hot blondes doing their best grinder sandwich impersonation, couples in various stages of undress, and a little oral action between a couple of lovely ladies.

The tour continued onto the buffet (included at no extra charge). It was packed with some really great looking food. I didn’t get a chance to taste any (as I just ate) and I was way to busy taking in the surrounding sites to be taking in any food. Our guide pointed out the main bar (where your liquor will be kept – unless you ask to move it to the back bar). There was plenty of good looking staff ready to mix the drinks for you (once you give them your member ID).

As the tour continued we were taken past the dance floor and into a quiet lounge area. Once again there were couples enjoying themselves on the provided lounge chairs and sofas. As we moved to the back of the lounge area, we found a check-in desk where you are assigned a locker. So take off your clothes and slap on a towel (if you want) because no street clothes are allowed in the back. Trapeze also allows lingerie and bathing suits if that works for you. Most people choose the towel path.

The back is where the majority of the action goes on. There is a bar (just ask the people at the locker check-in to move your drinks to the back bar) and a lounge. The back contains private rooms with king-sized beds (the door has a lock on it so you can keep unwanted eyes away), a room with several beds next to each other with mirrors on the ceiling, and various other open bed rooms. There is a pool table, heated swimming pool, and Jacuzzis. There are also sofas and lounge chairs as well as canopy beds out near the pool. It is all well laid out for maximum enjoyment. To promote safe-sex, Trapeze provides all the complimentary condoms you want in convenient dispensers.

So how was the action? There were threesomes, foursomes, and full on orgies. There were feminine cries of passion coming from the canopy beds. The orgies definitely drew a crowd of spectators with ear to ear grins. Want to learn a new move or two? Take a look around and you should have something new to add to your carnal arsenal.

The party goes till 5 AM so you can partake as much as you want. Be sure to grab your beer and wine/champagne on the way out as only liquor is retained under your ID for 60 days. I had fun, my partner had fun. When we think about that night, a grin creeps across our faces. As far as toys go, I am pretty sure that you can bring them in as I seen a few small vibrators in action. Also don’t forget the lube as a night of play can tax your natural lubrication systems. If you go, I hope you have as much fun as we did.

Here is something that you may want to look into that will increase your odds of hooking up with some fun people and saving money on your entrance and membership fees at Trapeze (SDC Review). By joining SDC you will be able to meet a lot of people from the area prior to going to Trapeze and get to find what they like and don't like. You will find out in advance who is bisexual and who is straight. You can also chat and have dinner with them and then use Trapeze as your play room. SDC also features a special night (usually on a Saturday once a month) where you can put yourself on the guest list and get in at a substantially reduced rate that also gives you a discounted membership (or membership renewal). Just make sure that you sign-up as a paid member or most couples will block you from viewing their profiles (they don't want freebie nosey neighbors checking out profiles after the latest Oprah special).