Want a sex toy no one else has? Empire Labs was generous enough to send a few Clone-A-Willy™ kits our way and I was fortunate enough to receive one for review. The premise of the Clone-A-Willy kit is to allow the customer to create a vibrating rubber clone of their penis. I always wanted two penises so this was an ideal opportunity to double my partners’ pleasure. Whether it is for double penetration, going where I dare not go, or good old phone-sex, my cloned Willy would certainly come in handy.
The kit is designed to make a negative of your erect penis with a molding substance and then use a rubber compound to create the clone. A small vibrator is included if you wish to make a vibrator instead of a dong. The kit is fairly complete, about all I needed to provide was some body temperature water (a thermometer is included), a mixing bowl, disposable cup (for mixing the rubber compound), and a timer.
The Clone-A-Willy kit is a one shot effort, so if you screw it up you will end up with a nasty mutated clone suitable for the dumpster. My advice is read the directions completely before attempting to do anything with this kit. For example, if you don’t have your penis inserted into the molding compound before the two minute limit (from addition of water to molding mix) – you will end up trying to thrust into a something with the consistency of cooked sausage. Ideally you want to make this a two part operation – have your partner set the timer for 75 seconds and mix till that point (while you prepare yourself and have a good erection). Then have your partner pour the molding compound into the tube (that you previously cut to size). Make sure that you thrust your penis into the molding compound as soon as possible. To be safe, plan on having your penis in the compound by 105 seconds – remember too late and your kit is wasted. Once you are inserted make sure to give the molding compound a good shake to work out any air bubbles and ensure that the compound is making uniform contact. A bubble in the wrong place will result in one nasty clone. After about 2 minutes you should be able to withdraw and have a great negative of your penis. Let the negative mold sit for a couple of hours before proceeding. Once again follow the directions provided as close as possible. There is very little room for error. I would consider the help of a partner as almost essential as maintaining an erection while mixing and pouring compound can be difficult – perhaps a cock ring might help maintain the erection.
Next I mixed up the two part rubber compound. I would highly recommend that you stir up the colored compound in its container before mixing with the clear compound. The reason for this is that most of the pigment will have fallen to the bottom. If you don’t get all the pigment mixed, it will tend to stick to the bottom of its container, resulting in a poorly colored clone. Be careful when pouring the compound into the mold, make sure that you don’t overfill it and leave room for the vibrator (if you choose to use it). Don’t let the compound overflow the sides as it will result in a weird looking base (you may need to perform some Clone-A-Willy surgery if this happens). I let the item cure for 24 hours and then it was time to free Willy. The molding compound and Willy slid out of their tube and the compound quickly crumbled away (with a little help) to reveal my double. Double the Phreakenstein – double the pleasure, now that I think about it what a great stocking stuffer it will make for that special someone in my life. A sex toy that I made with my own hands (with a little help from Empire Labs). I threw in a couple of batteries and Phreakenstein’s monster buzzed to life. It’s Alive! It’s Alive! Gets me thinking – what else could I clone??? Remember after playing with your cloned Willy – Don’t be a fool and clean your tool! | 
