So I ordered up the package (it comes with a 60 day guarantee so my financial risk was the cost of return shipping). The package arrived quickly in a USPS Priority Post box with the sender listed as GRT Net Services, Inc. I opened my package to see that there were 5 boxes containing 10 patches each (each patch was good for 3 days) and a bottle of ProSolution and Volume (reviews coming soon – free with an order of 5 boxes of ProEnhance patches at time of order). My spidey sense started tingling that this was probably going to be a bad experience when I opened the ProEnhance box. There was no safety seal and the patches were not sealed in any sort of air-tight envelope or tamper packaging. Regardless, I figured I was going to be the guinea pig and give this product a fair shot. After all growing my penis 1-3” (or more) as the advertising stated would be an incredible accomplishment and save a lot of money compared to surgery. Thoughts of packing a monster penis that would have its own zip-code spurred me on to give it a shot.

So out came the razor to clear a little stubble to attach my first patch. Instructions say to attach close to the penis (but not to the scrotum). I figured a good area would be a couple of inches above the penis. Wearing the patch is supposed to be supplemented by penis exercises (a membership to their exercise website is included with the order). I thought this was going to be just wearing a patch, so exercising seemed like it would make this a little more work then I was planning for. So to give the patch a fair shot, I started the exercise routine working the penis out once in the morning and once in the evening. I found that the shower worked best as the water supplied a little lubrication while the warmth insured I didn’t injure myself too badly.

The first three days with the ProEnhance patch went by pretty fast. It really hung in there and did not wash off it the shower (I was kind of concerned this would happen). The patch was looking pretty bad at the end as the sticky seams of it started to turn black from body oil and dirt that it acquired over the three days. Think of how a band-aid would look after wearing it for three days straight (ProEnhance patch looks like a square bandage with almost identical construction). I noticed that when I removed the patch, there was a red patch underneath it. Three days of wearing a bandage without changing it will leave the same type of mark on otherwise healthy skin. This really got me concerned as it could cause issues with people with lesser immune systems or people prone to skin problems. The mark wore off in about a week, but it could sure lead to some questions if you are in the swinging lifestyle. What’s the square blotch from? How come you have a couple of them? Why is their a nicotine patch so close to your penis?

Other then the red patch left behind and some minor itching, I didn’t notice any other immediate side effects. I did notice that my penis seemed to be a little longer throughout the day (not scrunched up like it would normally be). I figured this could be the pill, the exercises, or perhaps a combination. I later found that it was due to the exercises that left the penis pulled out a little more. This did not cause any changes to the erect size of the penis.

After the first week, I whipped out the measuring tape to see if my penis had grown any from its original length. I had really hoped to see a little growth. Nope, not yet – at least not anything more then measurement error would allow. I tried to measure from the same location and same method each time so any growth would be noted. I even logged all my measurements in an Excel spreadsheet hoping to later plot the growth.

Second week, a couple of patches, and a few red welts later I whipped out the measuring tape again. I was certain I would see some growth this week. I had been religiously doing the exercises and changing the patches every 72 hours. Again no growth. Okay two weeks, I guess this stuff isn’t Miracle Grow™, maybe it just takes more time.

Week six, I have exercised myself to the breaking point; it has gone from fun to chore. Patches have been changed and I am well into my second box. I still have a couple of welts from where old patches were removed. I had also experienced my first case of premature flaccidness during a swinging session. Normally, I could hold an erection with minor stimulation for hours. I found myself hard for about an hour and then regardless of how much stimulation I or my partner gave my tool, it would not stiffen beyond medium flaccid. It was basically done for the night. Red welts, flaccid penis, chore like exercises and to top it all off not even a quarter inch of growth.

The manufacturer states that it will work differently with each person because of metabolism. Some would respond faster then others. I gave this patch six weeks to yield results and all it left me with was red welts and a flaccid penis. With 2 weeks left to get my guaranteed refund, I packaged everything up and sent it back USPS Priority Post. There was no way I was going to take a risk that it showed up a day late and my refund was void. I am still waiting for my refund. A quick check of the credit card as of 15-Dec-2004 shows no refund (product was returned a couple of weeks ago). I guess a Penis growth patch was wishful thinking on my part, but who knows I thought I might luck out and have something worthwhile to share with all the readers in search of larger penis. I would avoid ProEnhance like the plague at this point as at best it will waste your time. At worst you might experience some bad side effect or skin problems. Ever since discontinuing use of the ProEnhance patch, the welts have disappeared and I have had no more experiences of premature flaccidness.